America………………………………………...……....7
Penelope
(McDonald’s)……………...……………......8
Me and My
Robot…………………….………….……..9
LA…………………………….……………….……..…..10
The
Engineer’s Poem………………………………....11
Kleeisms……………………………………..…..…......12
It Takes All
Kinds…...………………….……………....13
Megapulse………………...…………………………....14
Daniel Boone
M-16……..……………………………...22
Buck Creek
State Park…..…………….……...……....25
The New
Space Program…..………….…..……….. ..26
Technology
Rat Race……..…………….…………......27
OSU
Football……………………………..……….........28
Daniel Boone
Jet Ski…………………..…………........29
Spring…………………………………..…………..........32
Theresa…….……………...……..………………...........33
To
Life…………………………………..……….............35
Music
Ministry Memorandum #23-4701…..……........36
Cecilia…………..……………..……………...…...........39
Aerospace
Engineers…………………………….........41
Century
12/21……………………………..……............42
Haiklees…………..…………………………….............44
“Clumbus”…….……………………………………........47
The Eighth
Astronaut……………..………….…...…....48
Free
Laughter………………………...……….......…....58
Fr. Jones’
Visit…………………………………....……..59
The Ballad
of Henry James……………………...…….60
A few
jokes………………………………………....…...62
Does God
Grade On a Curve?..................................63
How to Pick
a Puppy…………………………..….……65
The Liberated
Woman……………….………..........….67
The Great
Equalizer……………………………..…...…68
More
Kleeisms……………………………....…..…...…69
Kids and
Dogs……………………………..…....….......70
The Taming
of the Shoe…………………….….....…...72
Gloria (not
her real name)…………..………..…....…..79
Saint
Pat’s…………………………..……….........…….81
Bus
Trip………………………………………...…..……82
Bonnyville…………………………………..…..…...…..85
Knowledge……………………………………....………86
More
Haiklees…………………………….….…...….....98
The Space
Program…………………………...….…...100
POTUS……………………………………….......….....101
Poems for
the pilots…...………………….…..……….102
Forgiveness
– Ut Unam Sint……………….….….…..105
..
The Road to
Heaven………………………….…..…...109
Rescue the
Pope………………………………...…....110
The Taxi Life……………………………………......…..145
Long for the
Future?..................................................146
All Right,
World………..………..…………….......……147
I Feel
or I Think?.......................................................148
Birth of a
Salesman…………………………...………..150
A Binary
World……………………………….…..……..157
Three
Haiklee…………………………………..……......158
Level
Six………………………………………..…...…...159
Final Kleeisms…………………………….……..…..….164